Unconfirmed Player Note: Safe to say Dick Schofield was afraid of what teammates would say if he "held it on the knob".

Unconfirmed Player Note: Whitfield wasn't satisfied with an at bat unless he heard a pop in his leg.

Unconfirmed Player Note: The Astros didn't change uniforms until a handful of players, including Ashby, mentioned to the team doctors they were having trouble impregnating their wives and groupies.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Woods didn't care what anyone said: he was using two Louisville Sluggers at the plate. And if he needed to, he'd grab a third.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Jim Frey is wearing Gorilla Monsoon's glasses.

Unconfirmed Player Note: In an effort to meet MLB diversity guidelines, the 1981 Cardinals made utility player Roger Smith grow a mustache and change his playing name to Julio Gonzalez.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Lasorda was always pissed when his call to the bullpen for pasta primavera and a house salad wasn't taken seriously.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Say what you want about the impact of performance enhancing drugs, but Terry Harper was freaking ripped from his rookie debut til the day he retired.