indeed i do suck, and i have also decided to quit baseball to start my lifelong dream to be a childrens physicain so i can be just like michael jackson.. P.S. i miss you michael

LMFAO!!! Zambrano is a dick!! by the way im Spanish!!! Zambrano just wants to be a thug. He will never win a World Championship. He doesn't deserve it.

hey Cubfan!!! FUCK YOU jkjkjk hahah a but cubs do suck ass

k saying that somebody is not actually that bad ecspecially if your a cardinal fan and you know the cubs drought i think people should just ignore it if they dont like it we fought too damn hard for our countries frredom and we cant even wear a damn shirt woooooow!!!

Sorry about that outing today guys, I really do suck and am overrated. Good thing the cub fans dont know much about baseball and they adore me, or else I would be broke!

For the record, the Cubs have a similar t-shirt, only on a blue background and with "Zambrano" changed to "Pujols". Not defending the Zambrano shirt, merely pointing out that it's a more common, sad to say "universal" design than mentioned above.

I also would like to get into contact with the idiot that wrote this whole thing!! Although im sure this wouldnt happen, judging by his writing he is probably a mentally challenged kid that thinks the word suck is soooo bad!! lol There are way worse words out there than suck.. wow! This whole thing just has me amazed! lol

Oh and reading through some of the comments on here made by you wonderful cub fans makes me realize why I chose to be a white sox fan and support the cards!! Its been said numerous times that the cub fans are the most ignorant, obnoxious fans out there and this just proves it right!! lol Oh and sick? wow! Going to that dump you all call a stadium was the worst ballgame that I had ever been too!! You wanna talk about sick, take a look at the bathrooms that you girls/guys actually sit down in!! wow!

lol This shirt is funny... Just because a few fans decide to wear it doesnt mean that they're stupid or racist! Its amazing though, alot still feel they need to pull the racist card! lol Get off it!! Now if you wanna talk about Cub fans, now they're stupid!! Even their own team is embarassed by them, and said it clearly to the papers and news, and they all still continue to act the same! So Let's focus on something like that as oppose to some shirt that some guy made!

Zambrano is a Venezuelan citizen who came to the US legally. He's not an illegal Mexican immigrant. Either St. Louis fans are racist and/or just plain stupid. I'm sure to them, they all look the same though, right? Stay classy St. Louis.

It wont be 100 years till our next won either

These ts rock go cards boo cubs boo hey chicago the cubs are gonna lose today

This is Sick... Cubs do not suck.. And everyone says the Cubs are racist... Well the Cardinals started it.. There the jackasses.. All Cardinal Fans are John Mcain Fans.. And thats how you tell that are dumber then a wet paper bag... The ''Zambrano Mows my lawn, Is dumb... St.Louis can suck the big one...

thats me! (for real) and for the record I've worn the shirt as well as hundreds of other cards fans to at least 6 games never been threatened or had my ass kicked. in fact everyone is like "dude wear did you get that shirt? Thats Awesome, can we take a picture? The shirt can be bought at Al hrboskys across from Busch Stadium, these and other shirts that are eventually copied by the cub fans can be found there...yes there is a Pujols mows my lawn shirt going around Shitcago...

Go White Sox!!

are you serious? lol whatever helps you cardinal sons-a-bitches sleep at night. GO CUBS!

I lived across from Wrigley Field from '87 to '96, I also produced tee shirts in '88-'89, one of the best selling shirts we had simply said St. Louis Sucks. There was a big market between the locals and some Card fans with good senses of humor. I also have to say that after a decade across from the field and a decade plus as a Cub season ticket holder (2 decades seasons ticks for the Bears) some of the fans of the St. Louis Cardinals are the absolute worst fans of any sports team that I have ever encountered. That said I have some pretty good friends who are Cardinal fans, of course they know how to act in public.Living directly across from Wrigley meant that every time the Cards were in town I had to deal with ignorant, drunken yahoos who insisted that they had every right to go up on my roof to watch the game. People attempted to bum-rush doors as they were being opened, they jumped fences, pretty much anything to get up to a rooftop. One time two guys threatened me to allow them into my building, which left me laughing at them. They were too drunk to be a viable 2 on 1 threat and they were too dumb to realize that there was cop behind them, they also didn't realize that he was the beat cop for Waveland Ave. during games and that at the end of every season I gave him a big bottle of scotch for Christmas. Many Cardinal fans show up in the neighborhood as early as 7:30 am to get hammered, they start out at Salt

Im on steroids

I sat in the bleachers at Wrigley once and this whore made her own shirt with markers with an asshole on it say Jimmy Edmonds sticks it in Albert's Poo Hole! Fucking Gay. This shirt is funny and should not offend anyone. GO CARDS...and fuck all you NorthSide dick suckers!

I'm gonna make a shirt that says "Carpenter is inbred!" That sounds more like it. This one is for all you hillbilly redneck racist Card fans!! If the shoe fits slip in on hillbillies

Zambrano sucks my gringo dick! Go Cards!

I think Big Z has bigger things to worry about, namely the first base bag jumping up and pulling his hammy! Way to go Carlos.

Who cares?! I'm latino and cut grass, actually I don't even cut much, I TRIM! - I'm not offended. Go Cardinals! Cubs SUCK and will NEVER win.

I would wear one that says "Big Z mows your GF Lawn"

Cubs fans think there is something wrong with this. Zambrano's family business is making a profit off of this.

Personally not offended but I'm not who the shirt is targeted at either. Mostly I just don't think it is funny. IMO.

Great shirt - you people need to lighten up for f%$k sake. Hey maybe the guy that mows his lawn IS named Zambrano - did ANYONE ASK HIM???? THIS is upsetting when the Wrigley Field bleachers regularly yell that the opposite field sucks? Which is worse one guy wearing a shirt like this, or an entire seating section yelling SUCKS? If your so worried about kids being exposed to this, the answer is pretty obvious. Anyway kids don't attend games any more - they can't afford it.

leave it up to ignorant f*

Lucky zambrano wasn't there he would beat his ass just like he did to a white player michael barret. that's right a venezualan beat up a white man

ah, my money's on the usher being an old guy from st. louis who is a total racist and enojyed the shirt so he allowed it, as disgustingly low and racist as it is, but would not allow the word suck. stupid cardinals.

Toughen up. It's professional sports. This shit happens.

I had to turn my "Boston Sucks" shirt inside out at a Yankee game 3 years ago. 2 weeks later I went to Fenway and saw a couple wearing matching "Jeter Blows" and "Giambi Swallows" shirts. Classy

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MYSPACE PAGE?

I can't cut the lawn. I will probably get mad at the lawnmower and cut my pretty hands off.

It sucks that you can't wear a shirt that says "suck"

I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

No way that redneck can afford to have ANYBODY mow his lawn. Ironic that this guy is probably going to jerk off to an Albert Pujols poster after the game.

This shirt is hilarious, I don't care what you say. I love it.. I don't love it because I am racist.. I love it because it makes fun of Chicago and Zambrano (which I live for).

That is so Neanderthal and insensitive. Making fun of Cubs is like teasing the mentally ill - not funny at all. Empathy or pity is more appropriate. Maybe a sad clown shirt or a crying cubbie would be more appropriate.

'some spanish dude' why you gotta bring Spain into this? Hilarious...

Very simple.Someone quickly make a"Pujols cleans my pool" T-shirt.Stop being so technical. Mexico, Venezuela, Dominican Republic...

That is sooo St. Louis - such a cow town

So do all white people think Venezuelans and Mexicans are the same?

Mexicans cant fight. They stab.

@landscapingexpert: Haven't you heard? Under the leadership of Pete "Beaker" Gaines, they hate St Louis/Missouri now!

Wow Rina Wear sucks. Seriously it's fucking 2009...way to make STL look horrible AGAIN. p.s. do you have any more size L?? I'll take one.

Where can I get one- It rocks

Being a St. Louis resident, I admit that's bad. Well, that's hoosiers for you. (The people, not the movie.)Just for clarification, if the Yankees ever come to town, what's the ruling on my wearing a "Jeter has AIDS" or "A-Roid" t-shirt?

I agree. That shirt is utterly awful.. Everyone knows that Venezuelans are best at cleaning houses/hotels.

The worst part about that shirt is that someone actually dropped some coin on it. Seriously, I wouldn't wear that thing to bed if you paid me...though I might use it as a makeshift dust rag.

Maybe if St. Louis had cultural diversity, the redneck would know that Zambrano is Venezualan -- so the joke doesn't make sense on even an ethnic stereotype level. If any Latino is considered to be Mexican, the same shirt would work for Pujols.

Card fans suck

This shirt...on the same day that Big Z hits the 15-day DL...and on Cinco De Mayo. Yeah, pretty racist.

if you don't like it you can geeeeetttt outtt.

Damn. That's embarrassing. Let's leave the casual racism to Cubs fans, shall we?

Wow this made Deadspin. I gotta move outta this town.

Stay classy, St. Louis. ;)