JoeSportsFan

The official NFL rules state:

"The team jersey shall be tucked inside the top of the pants and shall remain tucked in throughout the game.  If the jersey is pulled out during the game, the player shall be required to tuck it in during a break in the play."

Some fans take this rule to heart.

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Any replica NFL jersey looks ridiculous.  One, they don't fill out well without pads.  And two, because 50% of the sample size usually contains some variation of the number 69.  Regardless, the tucked-in jersey looks exponentially absurd.

Fans that tuck-in jerseys are asserting themselves as "more professional" than the rest of us savages with untucked jerseys.  Fine, that's their call - but if they're making that declaration, they should probably include a belt into their wardrobe and do so without a sidekick wearing a cowboy hat.  Just saying.  But most importantly, the tucked fans seem to be inserting themselves into an interesting paradox.

By tucking in a jersey, they're also attempting to legitimize below-the-equator attire as "part of the uniform".  Dockers are not part of the uniform.  Neither are jeans or shorts.  Let's not pass them off as such.
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Sebek, January 6, 2010 10:01 AM
Insightful commentary as always, itsvon.
Fresh Jive, January 6, 2010 09:01 AM
Also appreciated: any random WKRP reference.
Josh Hancock, January 6, 2010 02:01 AM
I need a drink
itsvon, January 5, 2010 10:01 PM
Gay article Sebek
Sebek, January 5, 2010 07:01 PM
Things I love: Our commenters' ability to slip in a Seinfeld and/or SBTB reference into anything.
Satchmo, January 5, 2010 07:01 PM
That outfit would look great with the addition of a white, patent leather belt and a matching pair of white shoes, ala Herb Tarlek.
AC Slater, January 5, 2010 06:01 PM
Yeah, but how many belts does that pair hold? If it's under 7, he's a pansy.
JB, January 5, 2010 06:01 PM
When you've got your jeans up high enough to cut off the bottom of the number on the jersey that you've tucked into them, well, that's an accomplishment.
George Costanza, January 5, 2010 06:01 PM
so that one tuck and one no tuck
tyduffy, January 5, 2010 06:01 PM
I think this is a phenomenon that only exists in St. Louis.
haybeav, January 5, 2010 05:01 PM
I didn't know men were able to wear Mom jeans, but his guys has really shown me something...
Jason, January 5, 2010 04:01 PM
That's like a 20 representation of the Edward Jones Dome...but that is enough to tell it sucks. Goodness, it's like a circus in there.
Brett Favre, January 5, 2010 03:01 PM
Wranglers are great football attire! Don't you watch my commercials?
@ASternWarning, January 5, 2010 03:01 PM
There's a lot of Michael Jordan about the height of those jeans.
Riley, January 5, 2010 03:01 PM
As awful as this is, is it worse to see at a football game than the preteen hipster in the skinny jeans walking out of the bathroom
Gregory, January 5, 2010 03:01 PM
Shame on the cowboy hat guy for, yeah, his cowboy hat...but also for not instructing his buddy that he looks like a tool.
Matt, January 5, 2010 03:01 PM
Not everyone can be as cool as you.
JM, January 5, 2010 02:01 PM
Who knew that beltless Wranglers weren't regulation NFL attire. Indiana Jones on the right sure thinks they look pretty sweet.

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