Tom Emanski
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Elbows up...hips square...and focus, kids. It's me, Tom Emanski.
Male
57 years old
Ridgewood, New Jersey.
United States
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View My: Pics | Videos
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| General |
It has been said that I, Tom Emanski, taught people the major league swing. I'd say that's accurate. |
| Music |
Kids these days really like Backstreet Boys and the MMM Bop. Catchy stuff. I don't mind it. |
| Movies |
Any Tom Emanski authorized baseball fundamental DVD. Right now, Buy all 9 DVDs for only $199.99 and save $70! It's the Manager's Special. As far as other Hollywood movies, some of my favorites include "Rookie of the Year", "The Natural", and "Field of Dreams". R.I.P. Joe Jackson. We know you didn't do it. |
| Television |
I love ESPN's Baseball Tonight, except when that meathead John Kruk talks. |
| Books |
This isn't really a book, but studies have shown if the human brain reads something, it has a 37% better chance of retaining knowledge. I recommend flipping on subtitles to any Tom Emanski authorized baseball fundamental DVD. |
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| Status: | In between training sessions as we speak. |
| Orientation: | Married. I love my wife. Our relationship hit a new spiritual level when I taught her how to keep score last year. |
| Hometown: | The Ball Diamond, Anytown, USA |
| Body type: | Every Tom Emanski authorized instructional video teaches that the body is merely a physical encapsulation for the mind. Without the mind, we are nothing. |
| Ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| Religion: | Abner Doubleday |
| Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
| Smoke / Drink: | Gatorade |
| Children: | Millions. They are our future. |
| Income: | One easy installment of $29.95 adds up, you know? It's not about me though, it's about the kids. Dammit, they really are great kids. In fact, Buy all 9 Tom Emanski DVDs for only $199.99 and save $70! It's the manager's special. |
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Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey
Piscataway, New Jersey
Student Status: Blossoming seed of baseball knowledge.
Degree: Bachelors
Major: Sports Management
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About me:
I'm the guru behind THE "Tom Emanski Instructional Videos" - a set of nine video tapes which lay out THE fundamentals of baseball. My videos, sometimes referred to as "The Nine Commandments," have taught millions of youths worldwide how to play the sport of baseball.
The "Nine Commandments" comparison is legit. Sometimes I fancy myself as the "Moses" of the ball diamond. Think about it. Moses wore a robe...I wear ballpants. Moses didn't have video camera...my video equipment hasn't been updated for 14 years. Moses experienced a divine intervention from God...I experienced a divine intervention from Fred McGriff. We're one in the same.
Thou shalt pay one easy installment of $29.95 for my videos. Hahaha...kidding.
No, seriously. Click here.
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Who I'd like to meet:
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People Who Desperately Need To Watch My Video
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Tom Emanski has 5 friend(s).
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David Eckstein
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February 13, 2007
Did you see me on the wrestling show?
I swung a chair at that dickhead AJ and used the approach you taught in your videos. I think I cracked his skull.
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Tom Emanski
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January 30, 2007
I swear to god Reynolds, if I ever see you out at a convention peddling that God awful video I will not hesitate to cut loose one of my textbook swings on your temple.
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Tony Romo
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January 29, 2007
Hey Tom. Tony Romo, QB for the Cowboys. I used to play baseball when I was a kid, so we should hang out and talk sometime. Let me know if you want to be one of my "friends".
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The Crime Dog
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January 25, 2007
Hey Tommy,
Saw the commercial 18 times today while watching Shawshank Redemption on TBS. God, I love that movie...but Jesus, that commercial is still awesome. Timeless, baby.
Give me a call. Let's chill.
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Tom Emanski Jr.
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January 24, 2007
almost don, dad. love u.
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Harold Reynolds
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January 19, 2007
This is great !! Free advertisement !!!
P.S. McGriff is lame, and so are a bunch of 8 year olds. Gwynn rules.
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Tom Emanski Jr.
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January 18, 2007
it's thirsday mornin, dad. i did 754 pushups. i no you told me to do 1000 for missing that growndball in last yeers championship game...but my arms hirt!!!
i'll never disapownt you agan. i love you.
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Krukster
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January 17, 2007
Hey, the other day, my buddy Salisbury told me to check out your profile on here. Said you've been talkin' shit.
You're probably right. I never practiced or worked out.
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Chuck Knoblauch
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January 10, 2007
Hey, I've sent several emails and have called your "support" number several times over the past year...but haven't heard anything. Hopefully, you'll see this message.
I'm still waiting for my refund check in the mail. Your videos were ineffective and unsatisfactory. Please contact me.
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Ben, Second Base
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January 8, 2007
You wanted to see me in your office, Mr. Emanski?
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Ozzie
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January 4, 2007
Dios mio, cabron. I see your commercial on the tv again dis weekend. Laughable mang. I pay you $29.95 to shut your mouth, amigo.
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