We used to think that it was just our teenage sense of humor that led to being entertained by any and all headlines using the last name of Yankees starter Chien Ming Wang.  Surely headline writers weren't doing it on purpose, rather just the victim of an unfortunate scenario where the subject's name happened to be a euphimism for the male genitalia.

Reputable sports news outlets aren't simply looking for an excuse to slip the name into random headlines that make absolutely no sense just for the sake of personal entertainment, right? 



Nope.  Clearly the editors were all business on this one.