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Matt Sebek
Great Moments in Orange Skin History
Posted by Matt Sebek, May 12, 2009
Alex Rodriguez, Chester Cheetah, Oompa Loompa, Simon Cowell, Tom Coughlin, Cosmo Kramer and some Jersey Shore douche bags would like to welcome Barry Melrose to their exclusive company.

Barry Melrose Orange Skin

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Alex Rodriguez Orange Skin

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Oompa Loompa Orange Skin

Simon Cowell Orange Skin

Tom Coughlin Orange Skin

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Homerun Harry, June 12, 2009 02:06 PM
You forgot Chris Monasch, St. John's AD.
Curt, May 13, 2009 05:05 PM
Oompa Loompa bottom right looks like Peter Fonda
The Joker, May 13, 2009 02:05 PM
Oompa Loompa, bottom right has got a look that says "Are you freakin kidding me? I will slice your testicles off and shove them down your throat."
Hulk Hogan, May 13, 2009 01:05 PM
What about me brother??
Patrick, May 13, 2009 01:05 PM
I heard Mike Shanahan was pissed about not being included.
JR, May 13, 2009 01:05 PM
I'd like to fight all 3 of those douchebags in the last picture.
The Big Picture, May 13, 2009 12:05 PM
Fantastic work! The one of Coughlin gets me for some reason.
CC, May 13, 2009 12:05 PM
Republican politicians can have douchey orange skin too. http://images.politico.com/global/090105_boehner_oconnor.jpg
JRZ, May 13, 2009 11:05 AM
These guys are from Staten Island, If they were from Jersey, they would be showing off their arms...
Gene Wilder, May 13, 2009 09:05 AM
I never thought there would be a sequence of pictures and I'd be the most normal person in them.
JB, May 12, 2009 08:05 PM
HCwDB has a book out and apparently is now going to be a TV show on MTV. Oh how far the endless visuals of douchebags have taken that site.
kegler804, May 12, 2009 04:05 PM
hotchickwithdouchebags.com was a hilarious site!!! I think that pic came direct from their archives!
Patrick, May 12, 2009 04:05 PM
Simon Cowell kind of looks like Kurt Warner in that picture.
Ethan Jaynes, May 12, 2009 04:05 PM
The last pic is troubling. I am glad I was not born anywhere near New Jersey.
Jason, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
I love the diamond cuff links. Any chance those are real?
Dave, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
If you look at the guy in the middle, the area by his hairline is much lighter. Its almost like he is in blackface. Shameful
AfraidofEdHochuli, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
Look, a little orange here and there aint bad...call me when these guys are fuschia.
The Sports Hernia, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
The guido on the right is sexually lost.
Sebek, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
Of the three d-bags, personally, I'm most intrigued by the idiot on the left. What did he think when he showed up that night? Was he jealous that he wasn't invited to the spray tan session? Or did he look at the crew and say, "You guys look like a bunch of damn idiots."?
The Sports Hernia via facebook, May 12, 2009 01:05 PM
HA! This is tremendous.
The Sports Hernia, May 12, 2009 12:05 PM
HA! This is tremendous.
JB, May 12, 2009 12:05 PM
Guidos absolutely crack me up. hotchickwithdouchebags(dot)com was a favorite of mine primarily because of the overpopulation of guidos on there.
Kilo, May 12, 2009 12:05 PM
Are those the Gotti boys? I don't know if Guidos thrive in the midwest or not, but they certainly do in the northeast. I'd trade them for Ozarkians in a heartbeat. The worst part of that pic is that those guys don't see any irony in it at all. In fact they probably thanked their moms for making their suits all irony before their night out. They are very proud of themselves.
Jennifer , May 12, 2009 12:05 PM
Love these guys at the end. Very nice.
Jennifer , May 12, 2009 12:05 PM
Love these guys at the end. Very nice.

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