Nothing can make a fan at a college basketball game beg for the end of the halftime intermission quite like an organized "Simon Says" competition.  Especially a Simon Says competition that is being run by this guy. 

Frankly we may have been more pumped about a halftime game of Red Rover mainly to see the fat kid covered in body paint go Terry Tate on some unsuspecting opponent, but alas that wasn't in the repetoire of our esteemed MC.





This week, we salute all of those in attendance at this SLU-Dayton game whose beer cups were filled to the brim, thus ridding them of their primary excuse not to watch Steve Max's epic demonstration. 

But we also want to pay tribute to those unfortunate souls dragged onto the court for this demonstration who put themselves at risk to be mocked by the crowd should they be the first eliminated.  Of course, if you're drunk enough to be wearing a full body donkey costume for no particular reason, chances are you aren't going to be losing sleep over your Simon Says fate.