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Respecting Alcohol Through Personalized Hockey Jerseys...
Posted by Matt Sebek, December 30, 2008
Yea, so the St. Louis Blues are terrible *again* this year....but that doesn't mean our beloved fans are any less mulleted, drunk, or rednecked than the previous year.  In fact, our studies show that these characteristics only increase in the face of terribleness.

Case in point; the fan below on a random Tuesday night in St. Louis, Missouri.



There's a lot we could say about Mr. Ounces.

Seemingly, it just seems like another night out at the rink for dad and son.  But it's much more than that.  The son seems to be on the up-and-up, sporting a current Paul Kariya jersey.  Imagine the little tyke's confusion when he can't find anyone on the Blues bench wearing the #40, or having the last name of "Ounces".

Also imagine the whipper snapper's confusion when he heads over to his friends' house for some XBox, and his dad isn't drinking beverages out of a paper bag.
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The Goon, December 30, 2008 10:12 AM
When I wrestled, my boots were made to look like skates.
kegler804, December 30, 2008 09:12 AM
I told ya hockey fans were ripe fro the picking in their hoosier-ocity (I thought I'd try to make up a word too.)!! And I'd bet that kid has those shoes with the "rollers" in them, which wouldn't surprise me in the least given his dad's choie of jersey customification (another try at a new word). If your stupid enough to wear tthat jersey (not too mention while out with your young impressionable son), then your stupid enough to let him 'skate" towards a steep series of steps that he could easily skate off of and plummet to his death. 'Course, then he'd have another excuse to drink stuff out of paper bags.
Jeremy, December 30, 2008 09:12 AM
i think those shoes are those roller skate type shoes.
Woodn, December 30, 2008 09:12 AM
Would you expect anything different from from of STL, once home to the king of beers?
Sebek, December 30, 2008 08:12 AM
Wow - totally didn't notice the "skates". No, I don't think he's wearing skates, but it still certainly looks that way...especially considering his stance.
JB, December 30, 2008 08:12 AM
Why is that strange? - Sincerely, guy who wears golf spikes to PGA events
Rocky Mtn Highball, December 30, 2008 07:12 AM
It kinda looks like the kid is actually wearing skates in that photo. Could be an optical illusion, but I'm thinking if the kid actually wore skates to an NHL game that would be pretty strange.
Sebek , December 30, 2008 07:12 AM
Yea, two input boxes and a submit button can be very tricky.
JB, December 30, 2008 06:12 AM
This commenting system blows. Can someone put me in touch with the person who runs this site?
JB, December 30, 2008 06:12 AM
Blues fans certainly have a skill at pairing a gimmick number with a name - Sincerely, the guy with the
JB, December 30, 2008 06:12 AM
Blues fans certainly have a skill at pairing a gimmick number with a name - Sincerely, the guy with the
Crip, December 30, 2008 06:12 AM
"Also imagine the whipper snapper's confusion when he heads over to his friends' house for some XBox, and his dad isn't drinking beverages out of a paper bag."That's funny...

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