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(week 11) De·noue·ment [dey-noo-mahn] -noun

1. the final resolution of the intricacies of a plot, as of a drama
2. the conclusion; the end
3. Donovan McNabb being, well Donovan McNabb

Seriously, Donovan? You didn't know you could tie in the NFL?

You're just as bad as your coach, Andrew Reid. He's had a few issues with predictability the past couple weeks. As he does every morning with three eggs, four strips of bacon, two pieces of toast and a stack of hotcakes, he does on 3rd and short -- the same thing, every time.

A week ago Sunday night, it was the same Andy Reid offense doing the same running plays on 3rd and 3 and 4th and 3. It was so predictable that the NBC people were announcing what was going to happen next.

And then after a tie this past Sunday, Johnathan Joseph revealed that he knew what you were up to. That's pretty sad, Andy Reid. You've become so predictable that even the Bengals know what's coming.

I'm beginning to think that when Full House asked whatever happened to predictability, there should be a picture of Reid running to a picnic area with DJ, Stephanie and Michelle, just before the credits that introduce John Stamos and his guitar.

As for McNabb, he once again finds a way to hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons. Philly fans must be tired of this song and dance. If McNabb was as consistent a person as he is a quarterback, he'd eventually get too tired to say stupid things, and need a breather. But he's not. Drats.

Bills players waiting for the signal to enter field



Monday Night Football sees spike in ratings for gay demographic

And now I present a recap of the standard water cooler conversation at offices throughout the Buffalo metropolitan area this morning.

"Did you see the game last night?"

"Yea. I stayed up for the whole thing. I'm tired."

"It was kind of like that Monday Night game against Dallas, last year, you know?"

"Yea."

"Both times, the visiting team wins with a 50+ yard field goal at the end."

"Yea."

"You think we'll ever win the Super Bowl?"

"Yea."

"Really?"

"No."

Bills players still waiting for the signal



The Bills fan you have to see

Aside from the fact that he sounds like Hacksaw Jim Duggan on crack, Bills fan Mark Miller is simply awesome.



Ryan Lindell realizes he never gave his teammates the signal to enter the field


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Buffalo Resident, November 18, 2008 03:11 PM
Simpson in a Bills uniform...Wide Right...God, why do you hate us???
Mr.Tanner, November 18, 2008 07:11 AM
I hear Bob Saget loved burgers...fur burgers that is. (He slept with Kimmy in real life, crazy!)
Ricky Williams, November 18, 2008 07:11 AM
Now THAT'S what the Dolphins pregame gathering would look like if I had MY way!
Andy Reid, November 18, 2008 07:11 AM
If I ran to the picnic area, that would be dangerous. I'd likely eat DJ and Stephanie.

Jerry Turner

Jerry Turner went to every trichologist within 100 miles of San Diego and none of them could seem to pinpoint why the left side of his fro could never sustain the volume as the right side.

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