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Matt Sebek
This Group of Provocative Cardinals Fans is Deeper Than I Thought
Posted by Matt Sebek, October 20, 2009
Way back on April 21st, 2009, I stumbled upon a few female Cardinals fans wandering around Busch Stadium on Opening Day.  I observed the two lasses on separate occasions and took note of their unique customized jersey choices.  But, when I noticed the two fans together, it justified a photo op.



As fate would have it, 80 more games streamed through Busch Stadium and I never saw the gals again.  That is, until the playoffs.  In fact, it would be the final game of 2009 (a home loss to the Dodgers in the NLDS), where I saw one of the ladies again.

But this time, she had a new friend.  One that - when paired together - made for an even larger mix of expression, provocativeness and utter weirdness.

hooker-tartt

Hooker and Tartt.  #69.  And #1 Ho.

The misspelling of "tart" makes me believe that #9's last name really is "Tartt".  But, if that's the case, are we to assume that "Hooker" and "Ho" are real last names?  Is there a local message board where you can find other people with erotic last names and arrange shared season tickets plans?  Seems like a stretch.

I will never understand humans.
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Marion Butts, October 21, 2009 01:10 PM
I'd be happy to join these ladies at a game.
C3P0, October 21, 2009 12:10 PM
"Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior." What I said in The Empire Strikes Back
Denny Loadstone, October 21, 2009 11:10 AM
I'm going to go ahead that these "ladies" have tested out that number combo...if ya know what I mean.
Kilo, October 21, 2009 07:10 AM
I need a tooth count on that Hooker. She isn't a real Ozark Hooker if she has more than 4 teeth.
kegler804, October 20, 2009 11:10 PM
"I will never understand humans". LOL!!! That very same thought is on a constant loop in my head. Sad, but so true.
JB, October 20, 2009 05:10 PM
I would have assumed Mr. Question would have been all over a post like this since it ridicules Cards fans instead of Cubs fans. This should be right up a Cubbies fan's alley.
Riddler, October 20, 2009 05:10 PM
Just to remind Mr. Question/Busted: The Cubs ain't won since 1908.
STL, October 20, 2009 04:10 PM
I knew a girl who went to Marquette High School in St. Louis named Vi Ho. Could be her.
Busted?, October 20, 2009 04:10 PM
ah ha........I also thought though, with my track record, I had not hated actually in general on this site....mostly just when you guys pick on the cubbies, but please correct me if im wrong, lol.....thanks for calling me out too, peace.......
foil hat society, October 20, 2009 04:10 PM
I wonder if you weirded out Mr. Question by knowing who he is.Regardless, keep up the good work, Sebek, et al.
Sebek, October 20, 2009 03:10 PM
Question?, judging from your posting ip address, this isn't the "first time" you've hated on something. In fact, according to your track record, it's quite customary. I love nerdery. Nevertheless, the topic at hand; we've been posting "fan of the week" columns for three years now. This is nothing new.
wasteful spender, October 20, 2009 01:10 PM
200 bucks for a jersey that will only end in ridicule? Why aren't these, er-ladies, serving in Congress?
Kim Jong Ill, October 20, 2009 01:10 PM
Matt Damon
Question?, October 20, 2009 12:10 PM
Did you guys all have to go out an get real jobs, b/c the articles on this site have had a bit of sucktitude to them lately, especially this one. Long time reader first time hater.

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