JoeSportsFan

When the clowns at JoeSportsFan.com asked me to do a regular video diary of my season, I told them to make like one of my deep flies and get the hell out of here. But then I was sitting at home one night watching film of my latest batting practice session and figured for shits and giggles I might as well let the slobs sitting in their cubicals live vicariously through me.  Let's face it for all of you people who want to see what its like to be an athlete performing at truly elite level, there is no better person for you to study than me.

So they set me up with a camera and now every couple weeks I'll have a little video showing all the wannabes out there how its done.  I'll even be answering reader mail so send along you questions, comments and praise to softballguy@joesportsfan.com.

For the ladies, I hate to break it to you but you apparently can't send your panties through e-mail.



You can also follow me, The Softball Guy, via Twitter.

That's right.  I can mash, drink you under the table...and now I'm tech savvy.  All World.  Suck it.
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Nelly, June 26, 2009 04:06 PM
Hey Softball guy - what's your benchpress at these days now that the season is in full swing?
Blake, June 19, 2009 09:06 AM
haha "only ten or twelve showed up...i'll chalk it up to short notice"
Aimee, June 9, 2009 11:06 AM
OMG, 20 seconds of my life gone forever...sort of like softball with this jerk...
ramone, June 8, 2009 09:06 PM
Maybe Jim Everett can physically assault this guy too.
Buits, June 8, 2009 08:06 PM
softball is a poor excuse for a sport - hardball or nothing
Phil McCrackin, June 8, 2009 02:06 PM
This was funnier when Jim Rome did it 10 years ago
pat magroin, June 8, 2009 12:06 PM
So if softball guy is "All World talent", why aren't you playing a "real" man's sport? Something like bowling? Or shuffleboard?
Carl Monday, June 8, 2009 10:06 AM
You jackin' it?
JB, June 5, 2009 10:06 AM
He strikes me as the kind of guy who uses the computer at the library to look up softball info and porn, of course.
Fresh Jive, June 5, 2009 09:06 AM
Softball Guy strikes me as the kind of guy who has a dot matrix printer but no ink/ribbon for it. 13" CRT monitor, AOL browser, Windows 3.1, etc.
kegler804, June 5, 2009 09:06 AM
Oh! Of course! I didn't think of that. Just always trying to see the best in people I guess! LOL!
JB, June 5, 2009 08:06 AM
Kegler, Softball Guy doesn't have a printer so he wrote out the e-mail on a piece of paper so he could read it. Don't give him too much credit.
kegler804, June 5, 2009 04:06 AM
So, lemme get this straight. Softball Guy has a printer that prints his emails on spiral notebook paper?? That IS tech savvy. Don't get me wrong, good skit (may favorite part was the tall boy in the Gatorade bottle), but the devil is in the details.
Gregory, June 4, 2009 05:06 PM
I damn near spit out my lunch when Softball Guy said, "If that pitching machine would have had a head, I would have sheared it straight off. Multiple times."
JB, June 4, 2009 05:06 PM
Should be a new one every two weeks or so...if he cooperates.
Jason, June 4, 2009 03:06 PM
I pray that this will be a recurring feature on the pages of JoeSportsFan. Please please.
Softball Guy, June 4, 2009 02:06 PM
bk - you ever play the game? If you did, you'd understand that I am an All World talent.
bk, June 4, 2009 01:06 PM
I hope "All World. Suck it." is his sign off phrase he uses for every entry.

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