Saw this for the first time during Sunday's football marathon and was rightfully creeped out. Our cyber neighbors over at The Big Lead were a few steps ahead of the game, having posted the video on Friday. Even so, we feel the need to investigate.

Or at least, raise a few comments and questions. Watch and we'll discuss.

• They're all wearing pink with no pants. Since he was once accused of rape, Kobe has opted for large shorts to keep the women viewers at ease.


• Michael Phelps has been seen with nothing but a Speedo on in the past, so out of the four in the spot, he's the most comfortable looking -- even if he does have a habit of creepy commerce behavior.


• Alex Rodriguez has frosted hair. I won't dare insult him by saying frosted tips, since he doesn't have tips.


• It appears Guitar Hero is confident that men will buy the product, so they're appealing to the women and gay community.


• Based on his facial expressions in the ad and his performance on Saturday Night Live, Michael Phelps has trouble with the whole acting thing. Just sayin'.