Sometimes finding ideal topics to mock ones rivals in college athletics takes  a combo of investigative skills, creativity and dedication to your cause. 

Other times, the athletes themselves effectively come to your doorstep and drop off truly top shelf material with no work needed.

If you happen to be a Mizzou basketball fan or really anyone who yearns to mock the University of Kansas Jayhawks, you can consider this one of the latter situations. 

 

Word of advice to Sherron, if you've got a 6'10" teammate that looks like this, and he likes to think of you as his girlfriend...it may be time to look into transferring for your own physical safety.

Think Lennie from Of Mice and Men here.